madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via theworldisafunnyplace)

okaymad:

walk into the club like

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(Source: okaymad, via laughingstation)

ruinedchildhood:

when the person behind you keep kicking your chair in class

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(via lolsofunny)